How-To Make Homemade Tomato Juice

Updated on June 23, 2014 By Tomato Guy 12 Comments

How-To Make Homemade Tomato Juice

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Question by dingelbury: It’s my 5 year old’s lifelong dream to bathe in a tub full of tomato juice?
Ever since I read Curious George Goes Camping to him, it’s all he talks about.

I’m really poor and if I have to buy 31 billion cans of tomato juice, I won’t be able to buy any Snack Packs and then I won’t have any reason to live.

Is there someone or some agency like Dreams Come True that helps perfectly healthy and slightly weird children fulfill their wishes?

In case you aren’t familiar with Curious George Goes Camping, for some reason, Curious George is being annoying, as usual, and he pulls what he thinks is a cat’s tail but it’s actually a skunk’s tail. When the always irresponsible man with the yellow hat FINALLY realizes his pet monkey is missing, he searches for him. When he finds him, he notices that George smells like hot garbage and he gives him a tomato juice bath. The end.

Thanks for reading every single word of that and not just skimming through it for key words. You’re the best!

Best answer:

Answer by I♥Y!A + JT 9! (F OFF TROLLS)
Get her sprayed by a skunk and take her to Walmart :)

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12 Comments

  1. Iggy June 23, 2014

    I would love to do that too!

  2. Chantilly Lace June 23, 2014

    I ain’t reading all this sh!t. Steal ketchup packs from the fast food joints until you have enough and add a little water. It will be close enough to the real thing.

  3. x-unique-x June 23, 2014

    That sounds really cute. Maybe you could buy a load of cheap ones from a cheap store, dilute them in water, and add red food colouring to make the tomatoes go further
    hope that helps x

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  4. Floridian~`` June 23, 2014

    Great for skunk odor removal!

  5. jessica_jason.smith June 23, 2014

    Buy some economy sized cans of tomato juice…or just buy one can, fill the bathtub, and put the one can in….that may satisfy his lust for tomato juice bathing…

  6. WWHRD June 23, 2014

    I know this scenario. Guess what dvd is currently playing at my house? I think allowing the child to soak their feet in a sink full of tomato juice would allow for snack pack purchases AND allow for fulfillment of your sweetpea’s fantasy. Good luck with that one, sounds like a real hoot.

  7. dyinslow@att.net June 23, 2014

    have your kid sprayed with a skunk and then u will be more motivated

  8. celeste.1965 June 23, 2014

    I don’t blame you for not wanting to waste Snack Pack money on stupid tomato juice.

    Are you sure that Curious George’s owner wasn’t turned on by the smell of hot garbage and just wanted to bathe with a monkey? I guess that would be a whole different story.

    Anyhoot, can’t you just fill up the tub and dump in some red food coloring? I mean come on, your kid is 5. How smart can he really be?!

    I thoroughly enjoyed every word of your story and the phrase “hot garbage” is my new favorite.

  9. ­revenginator- not holding a cat June 23, 2014

    We have skunks at work who walk around the grounds at night. One of my coworkers claims that he keeps large cans of tomato juice in his garage, just in case he ends up getting sprayed. Now, the only person to ever be sprayed at my work was one of the children, who approached it thinking it was a Halloween decoration. I’m guessing that I could sneak that tomato juice out of his garage and he would never know it was missing. I’d happily give it to you an Caleb.

  10. kiki June 23, 2014

    Sell your daughter to a rich family, she’ll get her dream and you’ll get to buy Snack Packs (a lot of them) and everybody will be happy.

  11. Cat Atonic June 23, 2014

    Poor a jar of Prego over him then hose him down. Close enough. Is it weird that I like skunky smells?

  12. Dulce Perdedor June 23, 2014

    Russian borsch soup works too. It looks like tomato soup. But its cheaper (assuming anyways, since its Russian soup).

    http://www.cookuk.co.uk/ethnic/russian/borsch.htm

    You can make a big pot of it and if you leave the beef out, you can eat some as well!

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