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Question by Gordo: What do i do when i accidentically fart in front of my girlfriend.?
It was really loud and it stunk like a skunk i know she heard and smelled it i dont know why but it is really embarassing and i almost turned into a red tomato for reals.
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Answer by Star
laugh about make it a joke
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EVERYONE FARTS — I AM A FEMALE – GROW UP!!!!
Put your hand under your butt and catch the fart and throw it in her face.
not a big deal if you ask me. shes ur girly, you’d fart infront of ur mom/dad/sister. and if you guys are serious she should be just as close. fart away, encourage her to fart too. its natural, and you should be used to it
you should just laugh… i mean every1 does it… and i kno its embarrassin but if u make a joke out of it she wont really care..
Are you seriously a guy asking this. do what all guys do and laugh. lol
Tell her to fart as well. And then you both laugh as hard as you can.
But seriously hearing someone fart, is one of the funniest thing in the world.
You should be comfortable around her and that includes farts…
You say excuse me I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have had the burito earlier
Haha, it depends on how long you’ve been together.
My boyfriend and I have been together for a long time, so when he first did, I just laughed.
But I think if a boy I just started dating did it, I’d think he was a little vulgur and maybe get scared.
I don’t know why it’s different like that. It’s just timing.
umm just make it understandable, u kno every does fart. just try not to do it again. dont be nasty tho
dont u sico
Ok just say excuse me and go on with your day. Or take some beano… ^_^
Aww, the first time my husband (at the time my boyfriend) did that I didn’t mind it at all, he didn’t blush either lol, that just meant we were comfortable with eachother, now if I were to fart in front of him, that would be embarrassing (girl thing).
Just say “Oopssssss my bad!!”
then laugh…..don’t pressure urself to0o much..
Everyone farts!!! :]
laugh laugh laugh
say excuse me and move on.
Farting is natraul, so if she leaves you, she has a major problem. Just ignore it and keep talking. If your not talking, quickly start up a conversation before she says anything. Start by asking a question. She’ll forget about it by the time she’s done talking.
U R HUMAN, THINGS HAPPEN…..THEY FART TO..BUT DONT STAND IN IT AND SMELL IT, WALK OFF AND JUST IM SORRY, DO U HAVE ANY TUMS
If you can’t laugh about it, then blame the dog.
Tell her
there goes that mouse on his harley again
Say “I’m so sorry, I tried to hold it in, but it really wanted to meet you in person.”
if she gets mad just tell her it is natural every one does it even she does it tell her she should understand everyone needs to fart you can get a bad gas bubble if you dont let it out
Laugh! That’s funny! Everyone does it no need to be embarrassed.
LOL LOL LOL That’s funny. I would say” You see that pink elephant come in and bust one?” and laugh before I said excuse me.
In bed? Push her head under the covers.
next time starve the night before you go over there. eat salad for a couple of days before you go over to meet her. my gf farted when we were playing a video game. i know that she was embarassed. just tell her that you are going to get chips next time the wind blows. find a reason to get away and dodge the embarassment scene. come back and act like nothing happened. call her on her cell phone when you leave momentarily so she figures out how polite you are after all.
so oops and laugh it off. everyone farts, dont be embarrassed
hey hun….if she has a single funny bone in her entire body she will laugh it off….after all we should keep the silence until the guy breaks it first…then its fare game lol…love daisy
laugh about it. if your girl friend is cool then she would too
my best friend tells me that when her boyfriend farts..he grabs her close and farts whiles shes tryin to run away from the smell …honestly i think that is halarious..the best way is to make a joke out of it..as everybdy has been saying its natural…
you should cup it and give`er to smell ,then act stupid , everyone farts ,so don`t worry about it , if she does not laugh you are id the dog house ,dude
laugh about it and just say excuse me.
provide her with an oxygen mask! no need to be embarrassed by nature-what if your girl let one rip in front of you and it was so bad it made the air thick and so loud the sound echoed off the walls and your eyes started burning as if someone just sprayed you in the eyes with pepper spray?
Any time this happens, you politely say, “Forgive me folks for being so bold”, but that was one bad fart, I could not hold, so I`d rather “fart” and be ashamed, than hold that fart and bust my vain.
wills answer is what most men do….its natural…tell her to grow up and do just make a joke of it….its normal
Everyone farts at the wrong time. The best thing it to pretend it did not happen to you. If you want to be polite say excuse me and go on with your life.
How about saying “excuse me”. Or if shes a really cool girl say, “Whoa!! That was a good one!!”
If she gets grossed out,
shes stupid.
She does it to.
Imagine if you were married.
Know what you mean, sometimes it slips out before you can control it: then it’s most embarrassing. Just a normal human condition.
I’ve never experienced friends getting mad but I’ve observed strangers on a bus getting angry when a fart wafts pass them.
laugh about it i would because i am a girl and i dont care i think that it is hallarious~
just say excuse me and keep the day going..that is a part of nature